Mushroomslide 

The act of baiting someone into sex then slapping them in the face with your penis

Person1: aw what the hell why did you slap me with your penis!?
Person2: *dabs* get the mushroomslide

Mushroomslide by Juicywithsauce April 30, 2020

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) 

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).

{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) by Telephony October 22, 2019

Stuff me mushrooms 

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.

When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”

Stuff me mushrooms by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019

mushrooms

A spiritually enlightening drug that makes one realize what a crazy, messed up world we really live in. Everything seems more beautiful, nature is more appreciated, and one may experience open and/or closed-eye visuals, often of colourful patterns, or other things depending on amount taken. Best results occur when mushrooms are chewed then swallowed. The senses may also experience new things while on this drug, such as brighter lights, hearing new sounds, etc.

Mushrooms made me realize how beautiful and nice nature is, and I thought I was a hippie for 6 hours. They made me understand that this world is so fucked up and that nothing is original or right, and that we must achieve this state in reality in order to live a fulfilling life. Similar to the beliefs of buddhism though the religion does not accept drugs.

mushrooms by AshleyIsAHippie June 27, 2005

mushroomhead 

a good band.

Mushroomhead is playing well tonight!

mushroomhead by slipknot September 5, 2002

Mushroomhead 

Thought to be the Best band ever. Has a very concentrated and loyal fanbase. Started out in "C town" aka cleveland
Members include-
Jmann-Vocals
Jeffery Nothing-Vocals
Skinny-Drums
Bronson-Guitar
Stich-Samples
Shmoltz- Keyboards
Pig Benis-Bass
Gravy-Guitar

Mushroomhead The most origonal band in history

Mushroomhead by FilthyHAnds March 22, 2004

mushroomhead 

One of the best bands alive!!!!!!!!!!

Mushroomhead kicks ass

mushroomhead by ShawnNothing December 15, 2003