Stuff me mushrooms

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.

When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”

by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019

mushrooms

A spiritually enlightening drug that makes one realize what a crazy, messed up world we really live in. Everything seems more beautiful, nature is more appreciated, and one may experience open and/or closed-eye visuals, often of colourful patterns, or other things depending on amount taken. Best results occur when mushrooms are chewed then swallowed. The senses may also experience new things while on this drug, such as brighter lights, hearing new sounds, etc.

Mushrooms made me realize how beautiful and nice nature is, and I thought I was a hippie for 6 hours. They made me understand that this world is so fucked up and that nothing is original or right, and that we must achieve this state in reality in order to live a fulfilling life. Similar to the beliefs of buddhism though the religion does not accept drugs.

by AshleyIsAHippie June 27, 2005

mushroomhead

a good band.

Mushroomhead is playing well tonight!

by slipknot September 5, 2002

Mushroomhead

Thought to be the Best band ever. Has a very concentrated and loyal fanbase. Started out in "C town" aka cleveland
Members include-
Jmann-Vocals
Jeffery Nothing-Vocals
Skinny-Drums
Bronson-Guitar
Stich-Samples
Shmoltz- Keyboards
Pig Benis-Bass
Gravy-Guitar

Mushroomhead The most origonal band in history

by FilthyHAnds March 22, 2004

mushroomhead

One of the best bands alive!!!!!!!!!!

Mushroomhead kicks ass

by ShawnNothing December 15, 2003

mushrooming

The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).

"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."

by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006