Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

Milf

ur mom

ur mom a milf

by coolgirl74 December 11, 2018

Milf

Brads mum

Milf. Brads mum

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.

Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.

by Milf manager March 1, 2019

Milf

Milf=Noah Grimes

That Noah grimes kid is a milf

by Logeman487 December 14, 2018

dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.

"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"

by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019