by BIGBOY696969 March 26, 2025

by ntzdeno33 October 1, 2011

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.
Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.
by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

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by Yeeoit1257 November 6, 2017

The surname all ignorant, sub-consciously racist, white British males have. Thinks all black people are from tribes, all Latinos love and eat burritos, and that white people are oppressed. "I'm not racist I have black friends" ass nigga.
Nigga 1: Yo did you here what MrMcdonald said in his last class
Nigga 2: Yeah he asked me which tribe I'm from
Nigga 3: Damn nigga isn't you rich and from the city?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I told him that and he just asked "but what tribe are you from" again
Nigga 4: Lmao tribe ass nigga
Mr McDonald: That wasn't racist I have black friends
Nigga 2: Oh my bad bro I didn't know
Nigga 2: Yeah he asked me which tribe I'm from
Nigga 3: Damn nigga isn't you rich and from the city?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I told him that and he just asked "but what tribe are you from" again
Nigga 4: Lmao tribe ass nigga
Mr McDonald: That wasn't racist I have black friends
Nigga 2: Oh my bad bro I didn't know
by yomommasfavouritenigga November 23, 2021
