McDonald's shitz

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.

"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

by Saucynipslipsontoast October 25, 2018

McDonald's Clout

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.

Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.

by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018

ty mcdonald

Chubby ass white boi who wears baggy ass pants and be lookin like that guy Jabba the hut from Star Wars. Kids a bot basically.

Damn this boy ty McDonald ain’t got friends lmao🈳🈂️.

by wksmithy on insta February 22, 2019

mcdonalds on main

when you present your guilty pleasures publicly in front of friends, family, or a group of people

"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"

by drive me to drink December 12, 2018

McDonald gross

A McDonald gross is when you get all you can out of a car deal even if it means burying used cars. For example bump a trade 3 grand over average book or take a set of wheels and don’t credit used cars.

“He’s so upside down I can’t get him done. Someone must have McDonald grossed him”

by Justafan January 14, 2019

Ronald McDonald Phase

A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.

12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

McDonald’s Drunk

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”

Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?

Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk

by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018