Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.

Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did

by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021

Matthew

Matthew Is the most greatest guy you’ll ever meet he’s there for everyone and is always trying to help he can be really happy but when alone has tears in his eyes he’s been threw a lot but is always there for his siblings he has so much support for his family and works as hard as he can everyday.

Person 1.Omg! Matthew is super kind I wish he was my brother

Person 2. I know right he’s the best

by Isabella Macedo ♡︎ September 18, 2021

Matthew

Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend

Matthew is a sussy baka

by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer

Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does

by Notnamedarcher October 5, 2021

Matthew

People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.

John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"

by SL_lME October 6, 2021