Matthew Fong

A sexy beast who is smart and sexy and a more sexy!! hes sexier than u and is hot as a hot air balloon + a burning furnace.

That Matthew Fong Is HOT MAN. GOD SEXY BEAST

by Joeee MaaMaa April 28, 2021

Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 02, 2020

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 08, 2019

Matthew Patthew

An intentional misspelling of Matthew Patrick, also known as MatPat.

Reddit meme: Matthew Patthew
Damien Lee: Hahaha, of course.

by bamfwag May 21, 2023

Matthew Warner

A English Teacher who has lost his mind in Atlanta who now teaches in P.A. and is Roasted constantly by his First period class.

Matthew Warner-The English teacher.
Redheaded freak that breaks his ankle playing hockey.
The man who has Chicken LEGS.
NOT A BOSS.

by Nash the Smartass May 24, 2017

Matthew Creasey

A rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top.

"...and here we see a wild Matthew Creasey, in its natural habitat."

by mynameisjimandiworkina October 15, 2016