lol merchant

A person who gives out so many lol's he could sell them and make a tidy profit

Man that guys such a lol merchant, nah he's a jew

by MCMMC November 22, 2010

Ok lol

A way of saying "i dont care and i probably didn't read half the bs you just wrote, go die in a hole, lol"

Probably the WORST thing you could say to somebody sending you a long, long, heartfelt, or important message.

Guy: Hey I really like you, you make me feel so happy and warm inside, being around you makes me really happy and just simply getting a text from you makes me smile and you just warm my heart. You're so beautiful and your laughter itself is so contagious, ____ you're so perfect.

Girl: Ok lol

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022

ult lol

Ult abbreviated from Ultimate
Lol from laugh out loud

Ultimate LOL

fred: "holy shit that guy stacked on his bike"
jimmy jones jr: "thats ult lol"

by Chrislololol March 17, 2008

lazy lol

When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.

Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.

Steve: lol

Greg: Don't lazy lol me man

by Randomage June 6, 2009

Lol dfo

Little old lady done fell out (fainted).

In medical triage slang, "lol dfo in 3" means "the little old lady who done fell out (fainted) is being seen and treated in room 3".

by DoktorStrangelove August 7, 2016

Yusuke lol

Cute guy always post w loves peak revengers

I love Yusuke lol , same bro

by Gofwhoes December 12, 2021

lil lol

lol, but only a little bit. "You are mediocre and not that funny, but I'll laugh to be polite."

"and then James jumped out of the river wearing my bra!"
"lol ... maybe lil lol"
"it was funnier than that, dick"
"THAT was funnier than the story"

by Juno55000 January 30, 2020