Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

kitten food

Food that's basically for kittens.

Feed the kittens kitten food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

kittenize

to make someone your little kitten. when you make someone your little bitch

“i literally kittenized nick”

by aphoticasf January 29, 2024

kittenize

to make someone your “little kitten”. otherwise known as nick tina and aiden frydman.

“aidan is so kittenized bro”

by aphoticasf November 13, 2023

kittenize

to make someone your little kitten. basically to make someone want you so bad they’d do anything for you

“i just kittenized nick tina”

by aphoticasf September 16, 2023

kittens whisper

The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop

Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened

by ElPedro December 02, 2021