Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of a Colombian ex government and organization agent. Juan was born on september 23 2005 and is now studying in the United Kingdom. He is great with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. Juan is a very good sports man. He is said to be one of the best South American Rugby players of his age and has represented The Colombian national soccer selection in the years 2018 and 2019. He is also known by some in latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Brazil, Chile and Spain. Because of his fathers work Juan is extremely rich for a boy of his age and is someone you should not underestimate or mess with.
by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 16, 2019
Get the JUAN FRANCISCO SUÁREZ GALLARDOmug. Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020
Get the Juanmug. A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019
Get the Juan Bellesitomug. A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
by stankrat500 June 2, 2020
Get the Juanmug. The man from El Risitas who passed away in April of 2021 at the age of 65. He first went viral because of his contagious laugh. He was also known for his face being put into a Twitch emote called "KekW."
Guy A: Did you hear that Juan Joya Borja passed away?
Guy B: Who's that?
Guy A: The KekW guy.
Guy B: f
Guy B: Who's that?
Guy A: The KekW guy.
Guy B: f
by BiMaruZura October 16, 2024
Get the Juan Joya Borjamug. Budney came up to bat in the 9th hoping for a hit. He was already 0-6 and didn’t want to pull a Juan!
by Rocking Ruby November 23, 2022
Get the Juanmug. juan is the life of the party. not just a party but anywhere he goes. bars, clubs, even work! you name it. they are extremely genius people and know absolutely everything. juans are never wrong and they know it. they are amazing at sex and everything surrounding that, they know how to please you and most of the times have mommy issues. they love milfs but claim they don’t like kids but when introduced to them juans fall in love with babies. they also love younger girls, they claim to hate immaturity but also get off on that and likes the entertainment of teaching and leading people to become more mature. they are great boyfriends (sometimes) and treat you like a queen. they also don’t hit girls. i love juans.
by itsmariaw June 28, 2021
Get the Juanmug.