San Jose

Home of the San Jose Earthquakes football team of MLS. It's safe to say that the vast majority of people on this planet know San Jose for the Earthquakes. Founded in 1974 in the old NASL, where San Jose lead the League in attendance (till Pele and Beckenbauer went to NY Cosmos). The MLS Earthquakes hosted MLS' inaugural game in 1996 beating DC United 1-0, as the San Jose Clash, a name that Nike USA insisted the San Jose team carry, thus alienating the thousands of original fans who didn't bother going to see the new team. In 2000, new owners reverted to the original name, but astonishingly chose new colors and a new logo. Two MLS Cups followed. Greats to play for The Quakes include Jimmy Johnstone, George Best, Paul Child, Johnny Moore, Landon Donovan, and Darren Huckerby to name a few. San Jose Earthquakes is the oldest name in Division 1 "soccer" in the United States.

1.
Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: Not till they wear their OG San Jose colors.

2.
Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: No, I live in San Jose???

by Jinky 67 December 18, 2008

Joseph Kony

when you think you are masturbating in private, but some faggot films you in the act and then tries to make you famous by posting your video everywhere

Jane : Hey that video was hilarious
Adam: What video?
Jane : the one of you masturbating in the disabled toilets
Adam : shit! how did you know?
Jane : Robert filmed in the act, the video is viral
Adam : Darn, I'm such a Joseph Kony

by trewert June 17, 2012

Joseph

Someone who is going to lose their shit if people from nesh keep putting this stupid shit on their stories

Joseph slapped him for being gay and putting that shit on his story

by JosephCan'tHandleAnymore December 12, 2016

St Joseph High

An annoying Catholic School that has ugly girls and has boring days at school. Mr. Maley can suck one LOL

St Joseph High Sucks at sports except for basketball

by Conman DC August 28, 2009

Joosep

GOD Of GODS.

Look there's Joosep the God of gods

by Barney barrel November 28, 2018

joseph

bitter cold; the onset of cold weather the likes of which is rarely seen from other entities, such as Warm

Brrrr, did you feel that? It's April but Joseph is still out there...somewhere...

by The Wiff December 14, 2008

Josecarlo

1.) Noun: A sexy chubby Guatemalan man-beast known to be good in bed; a perverted man.

2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.

1.) You should date that guy, he is such a josecarlo.

2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!

by florzz February 21, 2009