Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.

Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!

by SpeedBall Inc. February 05, 2021

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 25, 2022

Slow roller

A shot of coke that comes on slow.

That shot was a slow roller.

by paultao22 October 01, 2019

slow wise

an awsome grandpaw he is a hard worker defnleat loving and loves horses

i love slow wise and alwas will

by dylan ray ray February 07, 2018

slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship

I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM

by Bodega Dave February 01, 2022

slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship.

I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM

by Bodega Dave February 01, 2022

Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 26, 2024