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Oven Meal

A Jewish woman you'd save from the ovens in exchange for sexual favours
Have you seen shira? Shes such an oven meal.
~Cillian
by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025
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Inverurie Oven

When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.

Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”

Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"

You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”

“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”

“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”

“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
by Thon bus driver August 29, 2025
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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019
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A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
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oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.
by Punchcut February 23, 2017
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dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.
Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.
by jellocakes69 June 3, 2018
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vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017
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