hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.

I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man…

by 63rdjah March 31, 2023

HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.

1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"

by phoenixkidgabe December 30, 2013

Hump day

Definition : February 17 is Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow

by Fwaxll February 13, 2023

Tickley Steel Hump

The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.

"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"

by XxCoolKidxX69 February 3, 2017

22 Hump Street

That one block where all the prostitutes hang out for some reason.

"I saw Johnny heading toward 22 Hump Street"

"That horny bastard"

by anonymous September 6, 2021