5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.
This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010
by leftydog1961 August 11, 2020
(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)
"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
by Officer Delarge July 08, 2009
When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.
Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.
by pricklyp May 27, 2010
by BrotImWeltraum September 27, 2022
To attack either with words or physically, especially with a slashing knife. Rooted in the name of Orenthol James (OJ) Simpson, ex-football star, who allegedly slashed his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her male waiter friend Ron Goldman to death.
Made famous in pop culture venacular by syndicated sports talkshow host Jim Rome.
Made famous in pop culture venacular by syndicated sports talkshow host Jim Rome.
Present Tense
Mike: Those guys look angry!
Tim: Yeah, Wayne has a knife. I looks like he's gonna go orenthol on Bobby!!!!!!!!
Past Tense
Mike: Look at Bobby's face!
Tim: Dang, Wayne went orenthol on Bobby!
Mike: Those guys look angry!
Tim: Yeah, Wayne has a knife. I looks like he's gonna go orenthol on Bobby!!!!!!!!
Past Tense
Mike: Look at Bobby's face!
Tim: Dang, Wayne went orenthol on Bobby!
by Montana2k October 09, 2005