12 minutes and 58 seconds

Look at this shit, LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT. Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds This shit comes up on my computer EVERY SINGLE DAY, automatically, 'Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates', EVERY SINGLE DAY, and every single day I click later, you know why I click later? Because there's no option to click never, i'd like to click never, I NEVER WANNA INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, WORTHLESS.. I HATE EM, I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens when you click later a few times? And a few days go by and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't wanna fucking do it, you just wanna put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you turn off your fucking computer and you click later everyday, eventually it takes away the option to even click later and it just says, here's your only options, we're basically putting a knife to your head and saying you can either, you can either fucking, you, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just you know bite the bullet and shut it off now. Doesn't even give you a choice to say no, IT JUST COMES UP WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY AND SAYS, 'fuck you, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing, in ten minutes and forty seven seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IAM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING, YOU COCK SUCKER! I AM DOING IMPORTANT SHIT, WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL?

Installing updates in 12 minutes and 58 seconds

by Internetsavior August 26, 2023

3 minutes too late

You know what they say... 3 minutes too late🤷 ♀️💯

“Carlos you’re 3 minutes too late”

by carlossucksbutt September 27, 2020

won’t last 3 minutes

When a man or woman say you won’t last 3 minutes they probably might mean it sexually and basically they are talking about your stamina during sexual intercourse.

Women: You won’t last 3 minutes 😏
Men: you wanna bet on it?

by CloudyThoughts December 11, 2021

Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.

Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!

by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

20 minutes from Ohio

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.

"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”

by cami151 July 31, 2020