epic fail

A shamefully large, public and costly failure. Something that directly causes a gigantic loss in market share.

Dude, Windows Vista was an Epic Fail. I might sink to buying a Mac.

by mb in nyc April 21, 2008

epic sexiness

when something is so amazing, and so sexy all at once, epicness is the only word that could even come close to describing it.

Elliott Borack's music is full of epic sexiness.

by daniL3264 May 18, 2009

epicaustic

the retort of an epic event

That was very epicaustic of you.

by jewsh September 28, 2009

epic bailure

To commit the act(s) of an epic failure to the highest degree resulting in the realization of an immediate need to flee the location of said act(s). This attempt to flee is intended to maintain any remaining shred(s) of dignity.

1. When one finds a tasty treat dangling precariously inside a vending machine and tries to dislodge it by jump kicking the front of said machine breaking the protective glass. After such an act a turn and burn, or epic bailure if you will, is executed.

2. When attempting to park a motor carriage, an individual initiates contact with several motor carriages leaving considerable damage on all motor carriages present. This crumple-rama is now left in the dust of destruction by a rather timely epic bailure.

by dubyaspretzelbaker August 31, 2010

epicism

an act that is so much of a win, it deserves a name better than just "win".

Person A: I just named my kid Awesome Cool.
Person B: Epicism!

by Phunkie July 30, 2011

Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.

Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.

by Ilanea June 11, 2011

epic

extraordinary, momentous (this word has come to be viewed as worn out by some)

The road trip last week was epic.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2011