A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
Get the Swamp Dyke mug.describes a domineering, ill-advised, unadvised woman who goes around acting like a man, making all of her own decisions without the help of any man, doing whatever she thinks that she wants to do without consulting with her own father or her own husband, she represents no man, she represents herself, she wants rights
she is often found all up in men's faces trying to be "one of the boys" but she does not have a man of her own
sometimes she has a man who she runs, rules, and tells him what to do as if she is his man, basically she wish she could be a man but she can't because she's not a man and she won't be a man
it's hard for her to get along with men because she won't stop interrupting him in conversation, trying to boss him, and telling him what to do, only the easily controlled, docile, foolish men need apply for a position with her, she will either end up single, in an unhappy marriage to a man, or with a woman who will accept her rulership, her queendom
she's a baby mama, she's a wife, she's single
men made her that way or they let that happen to her, she may not have known
she got her own house, she got her own car, she got two jobs, she works hard, she's a bad broad with a tattoo sleeve and a bob haircut, sometimes she has a pixie cut but don't be fooled by looks or attire, she wants rights
she is often found all up in men's faces trying to be "one of the boys" but she does not have a man of her own
sometimes she has a man who she runs, rules, and tells him what to do as if she is his man, basically she wish she could be a man but she can't because she's not a man and she won't be a man
it's hard for her to get along with men because she won't stop interrupting him in conversation, trying to boss him, and telling him what to do, only the easily controlled, docile, foolish men need apply for a position with her, she will either end up single, in an unhappy marriage to a man, or with a woman who will accept her rulership, her queendom
she's a baby mama, she's a wife, she's single
men made her that way or they let that happen to her, she may not have known
she got her own house, she got her own car, she got two jobs, she works hard, she's a bad broad with a tattoo sleeve and a bob haircut, sometimes she has a pixie cut but don't be fooled by looks or attire, she wants rights
by Vita Smart August 5, 2022
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A variation of the term pocket lesbian. A lesbian who is shorter then 5’2” who is masculine, has a short haircut, and emulates all that is masculine. Polly Pocket Dykes can also be confused as young teenage boys and their feminine partners being mistaken as their mother.
Girl 1: “Is she one of those Polly Pocket dykes?”
Girl 2: “What do you mean?”
Girl 1: “Is she under 5’2”? Because if she is, then she’s a Polly Pocket Dyke!”
Girl 2: “What do you mean?”
Girl 1: “Is she under 5’2”? Because if she is, then she’s a Polly Pocket Dyke!”
by Sam_C44 March 3, 2022
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