Dutch kiss

To kiss different parts of the body other than the lips especially while naked.

Want to Dutch kiss?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

one dutch

a joint(a.k.a a dutch) rolled with one paper

i had a one dutch rolled for my walk home

by lorance April 30, 2007

Dutch Abseiling

When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.

A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.

The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.

1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.

2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.

by The Dutch Monkey October 8, 2010

dutch coffin

When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.

Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.

by Jamie J. October 3, 2007

dutch sailor

When someone violently jerks your arm while you are holding your codjer

Damn liam that was one mcnamara dutch sailor you gave me

by bigbangtheory007 June 28, 2010

Dutch rutter

A dutch rutter is where you, yourself grab your penis after obtaining an erection. A male or female then grabs your hand.... While still holding your cock. That person then begins to move your arm in a motion for you. Thus jerking you off. But without touching your cock. There is also a double dutch rutter... where obviously to homosexuals or just friends do it.

Dude that dutch rutter was amazing last night!!! Yea i know man, but my arm is killing me. Really? Mines not.

by Dr. Steve Brule1 March 22, 2009

Dutch Oven

when you are laying in bed under the covers and you fart.

last night i was in bed and i felt the need to perform a dutch oven.

by floaties December 9, 2008