dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation

Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight

by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011

Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

Dry Franky

A dry female vagina.

Yeah I was hittin that chick and then she got a dry franky. Couldnt cum bro

by dingsingdong February 27, 2020

dry fuckboy

A fuckboy no one likes

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."

by omdefine October 27, 2016

Blow dry

Blow dry When a Female gives a male a Blowjob until the point he can't secrete any more semen

Him: I was getting a blowie yesterday and it was awesome. Friend: Did she blow dry you? - cause man that's the best feeling ever.

by VirginityAnonymity May 4, 2020

Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021