harley davidson

anyone who thinks this is a wothwhile purchase is a fucking retard. ive seen mopeds faster than these peices of overpriced shit

fag- yeah i got a harley
dual sport - yeah you got a dick up your ass too
fag - yeah but i can fly a quarter mile in 16 seconds
dual sport - you're a fucking retard

by datsunface October 5, 2004

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David Story

When a person tells a story that is clearly unrealistic and everybody knows that he/she is full of shit. When the person is confronted they then become defensive and tell you to ask their father for proof.

That douche bag was telling a David Story when he said that he motor boated a donkey.

by Tito Esquire February 22, 2011

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David

A shy, yet sweet little nerd. David is a name that's decently common. But one of the Davids I know... is such a nerd. He's a sweet person, and can make you like him in a snap. One of the traits about David, is that he's quite the introvert. Even around his friends, he's such a quite person. Constantly confused for some reason whenever you ask him a question. He's incredibly intelligent in all subjects, intellectually, and physically. He's quite the athletic person, but gets a damn perfect strait "A". He's the best damn person you'll ever know, and everyone who knows him shares the same opinion.

Me: Hey David!
David: hi...
Me: So how's Sinfonia Orchestra?
David: whaaat..?
Me: How's Sinfonia Orchestra
David: Wait, what..?
Me: ...
Me: Um, David--never mind..

by Je_suis_stupide November 7, 2019

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