When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
by Jacqueline Woish December 6, 2022

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules
“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen”
“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”
“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”
by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
by Brayn January 17, 2013

by Yeetboi16 November 30, 2019

When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
by Tister January 11, 2021

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
