a 20 year old living in his moms basement who weighs more than that fat cousin of yours, this man doesnt allow one meme in general and bans people
by ieatnoodlewithknife June 27, 2021

An app that ruins ppls lives plz don’t download it enjoy the life you have you se sad and brutal shit on that app and I’m a even a brutal person but I cannot handle that I suggest you skip that phase and instead go into the fnaf phase
Boy 1: hey I just downloaded discord
Boy 2: good luck lol
Boy 1: what you mean good luck..
Boy 2: you’ll see what I mean in a few months
*2 months pass by*
Boy 1: I see what you mean now.. that app ruined my life I don’t want to live anymore I fell in love and ppl were so mean why were they so mean I saw a girls head getting chopped off on that app wtf
Boy 1: hello…are you there
Boy 2: good luck lol
Boy 1: what you mean good luck..
Boy 2: you’ll see what I mean in a few months
*2 months pass by*
Boy 1: I see what you mean now.. that app ruined my life I don’t want to live anymore I fell in love and ppl were so mean why were they so mean I saw a girls head getting chopped off on that app wtf
Boy 1: hello…are you there
by Fifthteenthlitewolf2007 August 16, 2021

by Call me Linus May 26, 2024

a place where 40 year old men who pay rent in their moms basement sexually groom minors, they typically have 0 life and never ever go outside. Even the company is aware of this by making tweets such as "time to go touch grass guys" (when the servers went down)
P1: hey bro wanna head over to the skatepark or sumn?
P2: nah im busy on discord rn
P1: when are you not on discord smh
P2: nah im busy on discord rn
P1: when are you not on discord smh
by gucci flip phone April 4, 2022

Limits trading server is a place of trash where a bunch of retarded fucks exist AKA p*ki and justb*n! and some unkown mods and admins that have never spoken in the chat.
by justbinandpekiareretards July 26, 2022

December 18 is the discord owner day. Where the owner is allowed to mute all staff members so they can relax
by Sploopy December 11, 2020

Discord is a proprietary freeware instant messaging and VoIP application and digital distribution platform designed for creating communities ranging from gamers to education and businesses. Discord specializes in text, image, video and audio communication between users in a chat channel. Discord runs on Windows, macOS, Android, iOS, Linux, and in web browsers. As of 21 July 2019, there are over 250 million users of the software.6
by Ken Animate August 9, 2020
