Dank Waggon

a very large ass that appears to have been hit with a large frying pan, and as a result is now elongated and flat.

Dude, Zahara has got a dank waggon.

by Noved73 October 13, 2011

Dank Memes

A dank meme is not just a joke its a way of life. A dank meme is a perfect example of heaven on earth. A dank meme is everything. And everything is nothing.

"dank memes are life Dave"
"dank memes are everything Liam

by MemeAlot August 26, 2017

Dank Memes

The root of all cancer

Did you hear little Jimmy overdosed on dank memes.

by wAEZTSxdcfgv January 31, 2017

dank memes

totally mind-blowing pictures on the internet that depict hilarious scenes and images. These pictures are measured on a scale of dankness, 1 = scrubby dank meme, 10 = dankest meme in history

Yo, wanna come over and make some dank memes? We could make one of Kim Kardashian's huge breasts.
Dude, my life is a dank meme.

The Dank Frog is the coolest dank meme ever.
I was attacked by dank memes during my dreams.

by ilovedankmemes September 28, 2017

Hoe Dank

Messed up, wrong, stupid.

1. "This stuff is hoe dank."

2. "That's so hoe dank of him!"

by notsohoedank April 26, 2010

Dank Potion

slang word for a mix of alcoholic beverage such as vodka with sprite, or rum with coca cola. hence the "potion" part. a dank potion MUST be a mix. the potion can vary from 35% to 90 % alcohol content, but no less than 30.

Mackenzie: yo Jordan this dank potion super strong man.
Jordan: i know man really off da hook.

by dankest of dank November 15, 2011

Dank Tish

A very high quality tissue. One can use the phrase when they are actually in need of a good Puffs Plus and/or Kleenex OR in place of any other phrase in order to make people feel stupid for not knowing wat DT is (a foreign accent is preferred for pronunciation)

Lindsey's got the dankest tish!

Man, Ellie's got the flu bad... Girl needs some dank tish.

by Sickynarnar09 November 22, 2009