crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016

Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021

crusty

The direct opposite of barsty. A lack of guts, machismo, or BDE.

“What do you think of Jake?”
“Jake? No balls, man is crusty as hell.”

by tequilababy August 5, 2020

crusty mustin' bustin'

when having anal sex the females shits herself and letting the poop crust, making the anal musty, when finishing the male finishes on the shit making it thaw and making the penetration soft and warm.

shit yourself, we're having crusty mustin' bustin'

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

Crusty

To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.

Look at Jade,she has no friends, she is so crusty.

by riri kez October 31, 2018

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018