crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 05, 2020

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa May 30, 2005

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 06, 2015

crusty bag

a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.

"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"

by beccaneal May 10, 2016

crusty bag

a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

by a.lil.bitch October 09, 2015

Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 04, 2016

musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 27, 2022