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Conroe

Conroe is basically full of Mexicans and if your white you either think you are one or you’re a redneck and don’t like them! It’s a pretty large Trashy town with crack/meth heads on the side walk when you enter the town!
Person one: “Where are we at?“
Person two: “we are in Conroe”
Person one: “I don’t like it here, go the back way”
Person two: “Good choice”
by Kadie 2700 July 21, 2020
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Quality Control

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.
Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'
by Kshoop January 28, 2007
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the out of control nip

When two good friends (usually girls) are lying on a couch next to each other eating snacks together, laughing, and watching TV, and then out of nowhere, they start wiggling their bodies, going crazy, and screaming like linda blair from the exorcist!
Ali: Hahahaha this is my fave episode of family guy.

Hayley: I know, but before it starts, its time for.....

Ali: The out of control nip!

Both girls: AHHHA AHHH AHAHHAAH AHOOOOOO AFHADLIEJAO
by yoguyz May 17, 2009
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Cruise control

The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question
Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.
by White Bread May 1, 2006
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Conroe

Most commonly known as: radiator springs with the one blinking light, Bumfuck nowhere, and east bumble fuck, this small town full of rednecks and illegals is mostly known for its daily migration of mexicans across the railroad tracks in downtown Conroe.
Fuck conroe...
That's all.
Fuck conroe.
by iAreJardon September 19, 2016
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self control

Being able to retain ownership of the remote in a large family is known as having self control.
He can watch anything he wants, anytime he wants regardless of how many others would rather be watching something different. Now that's what I call self control.
by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007
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Girth Control

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.
It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.
by octopus-5 January 25, 2010
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