Dust Collector

A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust”

I myself feel like a complete waste and dust collector.

by subliminal.happiness November 3, 2021

Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.

5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”

by DJ Gello September 13, 2021

Plainville Connecticut

If Heroin had a white baby with alcoholism and stayed tightest - they would raise that kid in Plainville Connecticut and that kid would be valedictorian of the high school because the parents stayed together.

I was going to drive through Plainville Connecticut today but I didn’t want to get robbed at gunpoint. I have 30 cents in my ash tray and that would buy the biggest house in town.

by Jimmysmuts33 March 29, 2022

Star Collector

Either a girl who lives to sleep with celebrities and keeps a list of them or a song by the Monkees

Becky: I slept with Avan Jogia last night! I better right his name down
Ryan: Becky, your a pathetic Star Collector
Or
Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
"It's been nice knowin' you"
She's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
How can I love her, when I just don't respect her?
When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves some other doorway
When things all go the way she planned
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
For she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind

by MickyDolenz4-ever April 28, 2022

Zoe Colletti

One of the best and most underrated actresses, known for playing the role of Stella in "Scary Stories to tell in the Dark", Tessie in "Annie", The Truth Pixie in "A boy called Christmas " and Gia in "Boo Bitch"

"Have you seen Boo Bitch on Netflix?"
"YES it's my favorite TV show, Zoe Colletti did a great job playing Gia"

by The.One.And.Only.Gunther July 17, 2022

slur collector

a person from any ethnicity, gender or sexuality (mostly yts) who change their identity every week to say and reclaim a different slur. it‘s giving thanos but morally deranged.

“guys im a ___ *says a slur*”
“no wait im a ___ now *says a slur*
” no guys i’m ___ *says a slur*
slur collector signs

by nyah o.0 September 6, 2022

dayville connecticut

dayville is the only part of killingly connecticut worth visiting. most of the people deal with batman complex but nonetheless the town is known for tuning in moscow

"dude she got stacked right after she moved to dayville connecticut"

by nateeeTAC September 18, 2022