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kafira cow

the king of shipost and shitposters
his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts
kafira cow bruh
by ben 69 February 20, 2022
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Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.
Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0
by JowMeepers April 27, 2020
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Cow Cunt

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)
"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."
by DocDizzle March 2, 2019
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tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup
I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!
by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011
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Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.
by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022
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Sara the cow

by Ph1lcool January 21, 2021
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Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them
Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!
by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020
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