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Cocktail Weenie

A rich boy's tiny, bite sized dick.
Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."
by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014
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Cocktail Kidnapped

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.
by Smabuda July 29, 2014
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cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015
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Cockpotting

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
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coco dog

Cute and little, usually a brown or caramel chihuahua who is very hyperactive but loves to sleep. Is always friendly and loves playing with soft toys but also chews a lot. His or hers bark is high pictched and is always on alert of strange noises.
by Definitiondirector May 9, 2018
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coco beach

When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.
I just dropped the kids off at coco beach.
by Hymensmasher May 12, 2018
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Cocaine in the creases

When one puts cocaine in the middle of pages in a book to hide it from someone
I keep my cocaine in the creases of my book
by Broswank March 12, 2019
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