Chair Ting

When a male is a slut. Oftentimes women will ride on their dick, hence the name, “chair” ting. Because men do be Sluts yknaaamsayin?

“Sis, this guys a whole ass chair ting, headass.”

by puthhyfaiwyy July 11, 2021

Froggy Chair

Often used in conjunction with the bi community to hint or symbolize that someone is bisexual.

Secretive Bi Guys on Tinder: "Can we sit together on the froggy chair and hold hands👉👈"

by froggy_chair_guy October 26, 2022

chair

the thing yiu booty go on when yo leg go to bend

maximillion: i sit in chair

yeah: mm hm

by mm hm January 30, 2023

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022