carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.
Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.
by Niccolo1512 July 04, 2017
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Carpet sake bomb

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!
Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.
by MeSsiBoI May 03, 2022
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Magic Green Carpet

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!
by AngelicFarmer November 06, 2016
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carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.
My carpet hotdog needs shaved.
by Golden silence June 11, 2022
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carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.
Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.
by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025
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Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina
Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.
by EnemyInfantry July 25, 2013
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Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
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