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milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw
Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself
by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022
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Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit August 31, 2008
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Chair Dope

Yo, inject my penis with that sweet, sweet chair dope
by ChuggyLittleBuddy February 18, 2022
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chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet
“i chaired Fionn yesterday

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night
by yupthegardai February 21, 2019
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Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment
Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair
by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021
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Nest Chair

man! That nest chair was so comfortable!
by jackskay26 April 6, 2009
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chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.
She was assaulted with a chair.
by Mbabu August 13, 2023
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