Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.
Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
by claiming June 18, 2011
bro scarf is when a guy wheres his shirt only around his neck, not through the sleeves, creating a scarf appearance.
Sammi: I saw Jorge at the gym today and he was totally wearing a bro scarf.
Alex: Typical tool move, Jorge.
Alex: Typical tool move, Jorge.
by Hoes not bros November 05, 2013
any discussion (usually between those of the female gender) pertaining (but is not limited) to one or more of the following subjects:
periods
wedding dresses
women's rights
abortion
STDs
abstinence
general negativity towards the male gender
dildos
Zack Efron
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's hair
Justin Bieber's age
Bowel movements (last 4 are synonymous, we know)
anything that is a self cockblock to prevent getting involved with bros or playahs
periods
wedding dresses
women's rights
abortion
STDs
abstinence
general negativity towards the male gender
dildos
Zack Efron
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's hair
Justin Bieber's age
Bowel movements (last 4 are synonymous, we know)
anything that is a self cockblock to prevent getting involved with bros or playahs
Girl 1- That frat is filled with a bunch of playahs and bros, why even go?
Girl 2- Oh I just go and drop some bro repellent and any guy that gives a good input I know is worth talking to.
Girl 1- oh wow! thats smart.
Girl 2- Hasn't worked yet in a frat...
Girl 1- Hmmm, maybe cuz they're all literally bro's..of a frat.
Girl 2- Damn.
Girl 2- Oh I just go and drop some bro repellent and any guy that gives a good input I know is worth talking to.
Girl 1- oh wow! thats smart.
Girl 2- Hasn't worked yet in a frat...
Girl 1- Hmmm, maybe cuz they're all literally bro's..of a frat.
Girl 2- Damn.
by bigrondolover999 March 26, 2011
A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.
by Little Bell January 30, 2022
when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night
Restaurant
girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.
deprived bro:... nothing just thinking
ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick
girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.
deprived bro:... nothing just thinking
ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick
by kykymot December 31, 2011
A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.
Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?
This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
by Fourbroko November 27, 2010
Fiercely bonded, a GoPro bro will always help a bro set up their GoPros to capture their broventures. Bros always be making sick videos and sharing their gnarly spills and thrills to bros all over the world. There's an old saying that marines say to each other, never leave a man behind, there are several classic movies like this, Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, well the GoPro bro is one in the same, never leaving a bro alone with a GoPro, always there, forever, endlessly helping, the GoPro bro realize their brotastic and awesome GoPro brospereinces. GoPro bros forever.
That GoPro Bro over there issure having a ball capturing there sick hacky sack tricks with his other GoPro bros. I wish I could be a GoPro bro one day.
by NonetMinusOne January 08, 2015