awkward rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024
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Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010
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Awkward Tomatoes

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes
by jessiej May 02, 2011
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Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.
I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.
by Capellan May 19, 2011
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Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation
"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"
by Umbella December 23, 2011
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awkward test

We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend
Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5
by Austincmahone1 October 20, 2015
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Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
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