A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
Andres went to the movies by himself.
by Hylios April 30, 2023
Get the Andresmug. A combination so rare that it’d be an honor to be in the presence of them. They have a strong and powerful love that can break the odds. The weakest of minds cannot begin to comprehend how their love works as they look at their love as destined for failure. But this couple is not the ordinary kind. Their setbacks only make them stronger and soon they will rise from the ashes and be crowned king and queen.
by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021
Get the Don Andre and Monica Mouamug. A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
Get the Andremug. A cheap ass, chip stealin', non proficient bin chicken. Also often doesnt respect women. May own 2 houses.
by Rjk1000 September 26, 2020
Get the An Andremug. 
Get the Andresmug. 
Get the Andremug. Andres is a person who is very chill to hang out with and can be a loyal friend who wouldn’t talk behind your back anyone should get a friend like andres,andres is very confident and doesn’t care what other people say
Vicotor-Hey Andres what did victor say about me when u were with him
Andres-He didn’t say nothing about you just be his friend
Vicotor-alright then
Andres-He didn’t say nothing about you just be his friend
Vicotor-alright then
by Paleta April 23, 2018
Get the Andresmug.