Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.
Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
by allejoisthebest March 17, 2016
Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
by SkittleRainbow May 01, 2018
Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
by aytball June 07, 2011
Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.
Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!
Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!
Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
by BIG PENIS WITH A BIG PENIS July 07, 2021
When you are an asshole but yet you have a really good aesthetic. Because of this people have a bittersweet feeling towards you
by Bluest of Juice October 04, 2018
a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole
by The.alien.queen678 March 07, 2016