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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

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Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...
Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*
by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024
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wingstop addiction

addiction to consuming an unhealthy amount of wingstop.
by ikcabcdefg November 2, 2023
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water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world
Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.
by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024
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Fiend addict

Someone who is so addicted to any substance that they fiend over it. They usually resemble a strung out goblin king that can't afford anything other than what they fiend for.
N - "yo have you seen Zach around?"
G - "oh you mean that fiend addict? Yeah he's a bum
N - "He sure is a fiend addict isn't he? Haha *high fives G*
by Gswizzle690 May 18, 2021
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Nicotine addict

Person 1: omg look at grant being a nicotine addict

Person 2: yea he is one it is kinda homo
by Ap_breese August 16, 2019
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