sexual dracula

A toothy blowjob that draws blood.

Sorry bro, can't go out tonight. That bitch gave me a sexual dracula this morning and I have to stay in and ice my bologna pony.

by Make America Great Again March 12, 2016

Sexual Bender

A person who acts like a member of the opposite sex.

"An emotional, sexual bender"

by Dorkify_Donk January 9, 2022

Mousepad-sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads

Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual

by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021

JohnB sexual

When you are in deep love with John B, he could actually run you over and you would say thank you

im JohnB sexual

by madelyn cline January 28, 2021

sexual shredator

An exceptional skier or snowboarder who gets laid often due to their abilities on the slopes.

"Did you see that guy at apres drinking a Red Bull and vodka with all those chicks?"

"Yeah, man. Bro did laps all day off Pali. Total sexual shredator."

by oscar goldman July 21, 2017

selfish sexual

It doesn't matter the race, creed, orientation, or gender of the other person, as long as I get off.

Nick's such a selfish sexual, he didn't know the guys name this morning, or the girls name last night.

by Hotsouce November 10, 2018

Sploop-Sexual

To be mainly attracted to Big 6'5" Hugarian Males that have extremely hairy chests and clean shaven faces.

Aaron:OMG have you seen Dave recently ?
Adacan:Nah why
Aaron: I think he is turning me Sploop-Sexual!

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023