noob moment

To have a particular moment in time where you go blank and are very amateur at a certain thing.

I was trying to figure out 2 x 2 when I had a noob moment and could not figure out the answer.

by EnragedTadpole May 6, 2009

noob dogging

The act of trolling/ griefing players in a competitive game. Primarily used by CSGO players.

Screw this! I'm noob dogging this guy.
Orange is fricking noob dogging me!

by pierry February 3, 2022

no skin noob

Sometimes simply referred to as a “no-skin”, a no skin noob is a fortnite player with insufficient funds to purchase the battle pass. Often not very good at the game, they are frowned upon by their squad-fill teammates. Always first to die.

No-skin: “where we dropping boys?”
Randoms: “Shut up you no-skin headass”

“Ffs we have a no skin noob in our squad”

by NotoriousNoz June 9, 2018

own noobs

Commonly used in gaming, means the player is going to go win or merc some new players.

Geckozs: Want to go own noobs?

Pancakes: sure let me pop in the disc.

by Geckozs February 15, 2009

noob pwnd

To be pwnd by a noob

Dude that guy just got noob pwnd

by Eoy February 28, 2008

lol noob

A destructive word that only pros use. Only to be used in dangerous situations.

Kyle I like you
Jeff lol noob
Kyle *dies*

by yes-hi-hello April 3, 2020

Noob Tax

Noob tax is when you take something from someone because they were being a noob.

I bought some beer for my friend who said he'd be in town. Turns out he was in another city. I took 3 beers out for myself for him being a noob. I told him it was noob tax.

by Errorx May 30, 2009