Philip Johnson

Someone who looks like a cactus and is super homo. no one likes him and wants to kick his ass.

Ew, I hate Philip Johnson!

by kms.01 June 4, 2018

emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance

emma johnson is a great dancer

by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022

Borris Johnson

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.

Borris johnson is a nut-job

by the masked god April 10, 2021

Grant Johnson

Grant is usually a Blond male who enjoys spending his time playing football and using doctor squash. He is very hot and irresistible. A true ladies man that does not like playing baseball

My friend, Grant Johnson, is a real funny dude no kizzy

by Godisagreatman April 27, 2021

Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes

Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”

by ThoseHorribleSchoolChromebooks May 9, 2023

archie johnson

a guy with a big dick

u are u an "archie johnson"

by gonover October 5, 2023

Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.

Jack Johnson is a Douche

by Jak6508 January 28, 2010