Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016

3 minutes too late

You know what they say... 3 minutes too late🤷 ♀️💯

“Carlos you’re 3 minutes too late”

by carlossucksbutt September 27, 2020

won’t last 3 minutes

When a man or woman say you won’t last 3 minutes they probably might mean it sexually and basically they are talking about your stamina during sexual intercourse.

Women: You won’t last 3 minutes 😏
Men: you wanna bet on it?

by CloudyThoughts December 11, 2021

Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.

Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!

by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

Six minute six-pack

The act of drinking six beers in six minutes. Generally attempted after a dare or by someone trying to ” catch up” on the night.

Ed showed up late to the party so he did a six minute six-pack to get caught up.

by E_DUB December 3, 2011