National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.

(Preferably at the same time)

October 10th every year

Me: Hey you wanna 69
Her: No

Me: But its national 69 day

by Enjoy42069 October 10, 2021

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69 420 is it in yet

It is when you do 69 then 420 then anal then she says is it yet

Is it in yet wait let's do 69 420 is it in yet

by I like big daddys September 27, 2022

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Open up a bag of flaming hot Cheetos... from both ends. Two grown ass dudes dock right in the middle and cover those schlongs in that flamin hot cheeeee. They then proceed to extend their love 180 degrees just to clean off the mess they made with their mouths. HOT?.... no. Piping hot 69.

"Yo, fr doe tryna Flamin' hot 69 a muhfuckin homie, ya fear me?

by thesingledad January 27, 2022

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69 - 8=D = (0)

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.

Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).

by A7X forever September 16, 2010

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fat ass ginger 69

its a fat ass ginger 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people this its a crippled . ;)

sam: oi lad , wanna die bitch , you a fat ass ginger 69 boi get rekt nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fat ass ginger 69: no i am not you fat ass ginger 69.

by i like ass on corrona March 9, 2020

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