fat boy mafia

A group of fat people that sticks up for the little guy and "takes care of" things for people if they are asked to. Fat Boy Mafia members always stick up for each other. The usual requirement to join the Fat boy Mafia is to do at least one of the following: 1) Be fat, 2) Have a high level of "phatness", 3) Do something worthy of being declared honorably fat.

Skinny guy: That guy stole my books!
Fat guy: We'll get 'em back. Don't worry, the Fat Boy Mafia's got ya back!

by jmasta264 January 26, 2006

thicc thighed boy

the best type of boy. they do not skip leg day. big ass quads. thicc thighed boys are often big and tall in general. they do not bore others talking excessively about the weight room because they are aware that no one gives a flying shit. may be spotted walking with a limp or icing a different part of their body. can also usually be identified by their spotify play lists which are always good asf.

i’m only a simp for thicc thighed boys.

i just need me a thicc thighed boy to take away the pain.

by inevermisswithdefinitions June 11, 2021

common white boy

Wears, does, or uses the following things

-Nike shoes socks and shirts
-wears cargo shorts or cacky pants
-wears an snep bek (snap back in spoderman)
-calls everyone bruh
-plays Call of Duty
-thinks they're a "baller"
-constantly makes sexual or racist jokes
-shrek
-talks like they're black
-listens to drake
-is as painfully awkward as Rob Lowe
-can't survive a minute without a member of their crew before getting picked off by a cougar

Just look around your school, common white boys everywhere.

by Helo Am Spodermen February 6, 2015

The Thirsty Alter-boy

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.

"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"

by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007

Old McDonalds Boys

Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.

"Why dont you have your car?"
"Old McDonalds Boys impounded it."
"Pigs."

by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 20, 2007

Jack kisses boys

A very true fact that everyone knows.

sam: Yo did u hear that jack kisses boys?

Liam: of course man everone knows that

by Kachigga169 March 2, 2020

Humping a two boy

A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.

On tent crews we were humping a two boy

by SBSTAFF2010-TNCRTB August 8, 2010