Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

Gut and Butt

But and Butt is a man or woman who has an equally large butt and gut

Damn PK YOU GOT A GUT AND BUTT

by Poopy nut June 7, 2021

Butt Kaiju

A turd of epic proportions, the type of brick Godzilla himself would be proud to lay.

Dude, some jackass customer just clogged the toilet with a butt kaiju. I'm not paid enough for this.

by Cheezytaderbites February 18, 2024

Butt

It’s something you sit on and something you poop out of.

Sherry went on the toilet and sat on her butt.

by Sherry blue January 5, 2019

Butt Chuckle

when you put your phone in your back pocket and it suddenly begins to vibrate.

"Oh god, I just butt chuckled.."
"That butt chuckle felt sooo goood"

by unorginal January 14, 2017

Poopy Butt Head

poopy butt head is someone who has fallen into the toilet before BUT (no pun intended) is overall just a poopy butt head

Jellil Hashamy is a poopy butt head, that boy done fell in the toilet at 13

by Qwebnm.... September 22, 2025

Butt muenchousen by proxy

When a parent deliberately puts forth ill symptoms on their child via nasty ass; poisoning food with dingleberries; farting through the vents

Bob you're butt muenchousen by proxy has gotten dangerous, timmy had to be on a ventilator last night.

by Word slayer18769 October 22, 2020