Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

Head envy

Personal envy towards another person due to their cranial diameter.

Greg has head envy towards me because he has such a bucket head and mine is the perfect size.

by Bigsexy1206 November 21, 2016

ledge head

- stupid guy
- used derogatorily

“dude you’re such a ledge head”

by nizeurbeakage04 December 25, 2024

Chew head

Somebody who uses chewing tobacco alot.

That guy is such a chew head.

by R. Econ March 2, 2009

scrub head

A superfan of the tv show Scrubs. The show follows the lives of medical professionals and their families. If you know 'old chicken neck's' or the janitors girl friends name, you may be a scrub head.

OMG, a gif of Eeeeaaagggllleee.... you're such a scrub head.

by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024

Crumply head

Derisive “Proud-boy” slang for Mexicans, Jewish men, and African-American (non-white) hairstyles. The term originated after Colin Kaepernicks decision to kneel during the national anthem in an National Football League (NFL) game. This decision was met with a lot of pushback from the “alt-right” and southern Christian community, and promptly spawned the term “crumbly head”, used to diminish his hairstyle and general demeanor. Since then, it has been to used to negatively describe any non-white hairstyles and has a general racially insulting undertone.

Term used to derisively to describe non-white hairstyles:

“Oh Bubba! Did you see what that crumply head did on the field the other day? Gosh dangit I love my country, and I don’t know if can will watch another down if this game Iove so much. But I’ll sure as hell bet on it!”

by UrbanWarrior22 October 6, 2022

poky bum head

That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.

poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."

by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018