cock ball

retard speech, something that is said by brainless autists in order to always say something

Tim keeps saying “cock ball” I think he has brain damage..

by Lampstew December 27, 2021

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Big Balls

When someone shows extreme bravery against a risky gamble, especially when defeating a difficult enemy or completing a difficult objective.

Bob: "I just killed the scout! I killed the scout and I can't believe that happened."
Jack: "Look at Bob's Big Balls!"
Mark: "Look at 'em Huge Balls!"
Wade: *dies from a barrel*

by V the Mr. Poetry September 6, 2022

Drawl Ball Jamal

Being a douchebag and doing something that just isn't cool

"C'mon man why'd you shit in the sink, thats drawl ball jamal"

by Jonathan Porkathan May 29, 2023

Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.

My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!

by Reixin April 18, 2022