Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025

Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

The Whole Face

The Whole Face

The Whole Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Steak Face

Opposite of a jerky face

Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.

“You’re so lucky he is such a great boyfriend”

“I know! He’s a total Steak Face”

by trucksmagee December 11, 2019

sus face

a suspicious face to make while fucking a minor

sus face is soo amogus mode

by sus face November 14, 2021

smiling bitch face

The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person

Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.

by Zonchar February 23, 2021

oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022