National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

National Full Send Day

August 1st, where everyone needs to full send it

“Bro it’s national Full Send Day you have to come through”

by RJ Smitty August 1, 2020

national make a goddamn difference day

May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.

I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol

by PrimePlatypus12 May 4, 2019

National Dig-Down Kavin Day

A day, March 4, dedicated just for digging down people named Kavin.

Let’s dig down Kavin on March 4, as that’s National Dig-Down Kavin Day.

by JohnathonDog March 3, 2025

April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024

National Send Boobs day

On August 31st is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.

“August 31st National Send Boobs Day”

by John Issac August 31, 2022

Nation Give head day

Nation give head day is when y’all both have to take turns it can be your best friend, fren, boyfriend or girlfriend but it doesn’t matter

Example 1 : Sucking dick
And

Example 2: Eat that coochie like it’s a snack

And it on April 15th

“I just got some good head from this girl bro omm cause today is national give head day”

“Oh it is I totally fg boutta call my

gf rn ttyl “

“Aii bro “
It’s Nation Give head day 😭

by Cjay Moore January 4, 2021