National Dick Pic Day

Friday 9th December is national dick pic day-

National Dick Pic Day- Send a pic to your friends to make them laugh!

by Spectacularman24 December 6, 2022

National kiss day

The day for girls to kiss guys or guys to kiss girls or really anyone like nobody cares

Yo bro it’s national kiss day go kiss Jess

Alright I got you

Ugh why would you do that

It’s national kiss day lmao

by Sully1223 October 4, 2019

National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty

Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.

by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024

National Ps4 rest day

The day ps4’s should be turned off

Person 1:Yo bro let’s hop on some GTA

Person 2:bro it’s national Ps4 rest day come on man
Person 1:oh shoot almost forgot

by Franlkin daleno November 7, 2019

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

National Opium Day

Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.

Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!

by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024