Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

front butt

frontal miniature gluteus maximus.

in other words, vagina.

weggie is to butt, as camel toe is to front butt.

by anon221 April 2, 2019

Butt Snack

Someone who is very annoying and very sour. Like eating a pile of poop.

Hannah: “she’s such a Butt Snack!”
Stella: “right? She’s awfully rude!”
Hannah: “ when I talk to her it’s like eating a treat from your butt!”

by Ihatevb May 18, 2025

scuba butt

The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.

I need to take a couple-day surface interval, I'm starting to get scuba butt.

by 500PSIguy October 4, 2021

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

butt

butt

my butt

by Googlemiester1494 October 25, 2020