dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

Dogs

Feet

“Put your dogs away”
-put your feet away

by Idk1242 May 14, 2022

Triple Dog Dip

When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.

I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.

by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

Corn Dog in the Hamburger

Corn dog in the hamburger is when a penis is inserted into a vagina.

Ayo, can I stick my corn dog in the hamburger you have?

by Lizardassszz November 16, 2021

Banana Dog

A Banana on a stick or between Hotdog Buns, that has been grilled or boiled.

‘Can I have a bite of that Banana Dog?’

by Might be Zeke August 6, 2022

Little Dog Syndrome

When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.

Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.

by O' Chungus February 25, 2023