Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.

I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.

by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022

Ball

Round sphere like object used for playing that nobody uses because everybody reading this is probably a 30 year old fat discord mod who doesn't touch grass.

"Pass me the ball!"

by EVERYBODYELSEISATITTYWANKER May 27, 2025

ball-ades

Rounded poetic form ;-)

She was having absolute ball composing those ball-ades.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

balls dipped in chocolate

It’s balls dipped in chocolate, people suck them until they lose their flavour. Like gum.

“I like to gargle balls dipped in chocolate because it’s a great alternative to chocolate bars”

by Chillzmonke_vr November 19, 2022

S-Ball

Sal Ball. Usually played in May.

Durbrain 1: Hey lets head to the park and play some S-ball
Durbrain 2: IM IN!

by himothyyy November 11, 2022

minge balls

Droopy fanny flaps that resemble saggy balls

Girl: I walked in the bathroom and she was bent over shaving what looked like saggy balls!
Other Girl: she has minge balls!!

by GurkinHead December 6, 2013