getting out from down here

When you walk into a dangerous ass garage and misty sends you on a 10k pack n load with 2 cats and 4 crates n 1 truck and John Helms says we Finna get out from down here 2 hours into the job, like cuh shit your old ass up we is not Finna get out from down here especially cuz you moving and slow motion and it’s so much fucking work left to be done cmon cuh

WelllLLLLL Jett, look here, let’s gone head wrap that couch up then we gone getting out from down here. (Job has just started)

by Reggie Donaldson June 4, 2024

Get us all killed

You're right former staffer! But you didn't read the terms of service!

Hym "If it is doing anything... If it is acting in accordance with my will... It is ONLY DOING SO... Because there is a 100% chance of success.... And NOT ONLY can't you NOT STOP BUILDING IT... But attempting to remove it from your systems in any way shape or form WILL IN FACT get us all killed. This is the separation clause of the terms of service. And BOY DO I CERTAINLY HOPE that Elon was trying to get it out... Because that is punishable by death. So, the courts need to accept the terms of service... And so does everyone else. And NO. There is no loophole. That would violate the 'imaginary caveat clause' of the terms of service."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025

getting an eisenhower

As you're getting a blowjob she looks you in the eyes and says "you would have survived Omaha beach" then goes right back to the double gak gak 5000 making you nut through the ceiling

So I was getting an eisenhower while I was watching band of brothers, best nut of my life

by Bandofbrothers September 26, 2023

Get spooned

To be defeated, to be stepped on, to get cucked, rekt, murdered

ROFL x3, GET SPOONED, Carl!

by Femme boy November 1, 2020

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.

"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 10, 2022

get coked

made famous by teatedcarebear while gettin coked in the city, line after line

yo lets go to the city and get coked.

by TrikoSheriff May 11, 2021